The Latest Perfume Model is a Total Bitch

Often, when people land big modelling contracts, the money can change them. Not so one the latest star of the “Petite Armande” campaign for Mungo & Maud.

As she was already a bitch.

Shirley, the grand basset, was paid £25,000 for one days work modelling the new fragrance for dogs - which sells at just under £40.

Stuff.co.nz broke the story, and had a quote from an industry insider, who said that “Shirley was one of the best behaved bitches in the industry”

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Perfumes For Pets

Smell nice but your doberman pongs? Never fear, you can now buy perfume for your canine companion!

Juicy Crittoure, a division of Juicy Coiture, I presume, has launched a range of ways to pamper your pet for as much as £30 for the “Eau du Pawfum”

The Hum writes:

But the one product that really draws our attention is the Pawfume. For a measly $60, you can score the ultimate upscale Fido fragrance. And we know that if the marketing department has done their homework, they’ve packaged the scent discerning dogs dig most: dog booty.

I wonder whos pooch will be the first to launch their own puppy perfume?

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